19 4 / 2014

Told my friend I was upset for once, and told the truth about why. This was the fucking response. I’m fucking done.

Told my friend I was upset for once, and told the truth about why. This was the fucking response. I’m fucking done.

19 4 / 2014

benedicts-doublechins:

Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

(via pizza)

18 4 / 2014

tomlinah:

this is still my favorite thing ever

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(via abi-infinitylovely)

18 4 / 2014

vanillish:

when your friends successful post appears on your dashimage

(via pizza)

18 4 / 2014

18 4 / 2014

I’ve turned into someone else (x)

(Source: alice-in-wonder-world, via pizza)

18 4 / 2014

guy:

this should spark up some fun

guy:

this should spark up some fun

(via powerade-and-other-funny-things)

18 4 / 2014

funkies:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

WHERE IS THIS CHILDS PARENT

whys this kid stealing all my moves 

(via powerade-and-other-funny-things)

18 4 / 2014

striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

(via powerade-and-other-funny-things)

18 4 / 2014

prestonhymas:


"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN”

prestonhymas:

"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN

(Source: daughterofthejoker, via powerade-and-other-funny-things)