23 7 / 2014

larrychats:

HES WEARING PANTIES

23 7 / 2014

larrychats:

zayn’s not there because the bride’s supposed to be the prettiest in her wedding

23 7 / 2014

  • 1: *whispers* oh fuck daddy looks so good
  • 2: i know right liam looks great
  • 1:
  • 1: YOOOOO
  • 2: YOOOOO

23 7 / 2014

comehomelouis:

*heavy breathing* so many rich people

(via larrychats)

23 7 / 2014

23 7 / 2014

thickneyspears:

When your parents call you by your full name

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(via larrychats)

23 7 / 2014

fvkstyles:

"Get in the car princess, daddy’s taking you shopping."

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"Daddy’s has to work hard today so he can spoil you later."

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"That’s right baby doll, swing the mallet just like daddy showed you."

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"I’m in a rush little one, whatever you want just charge it to daddy’s credit card."

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(via larrychats)

23 7 / 2014

primadollly:

mamamantis:

a-jedi-like-my-father-before-me:

mamamantis:

GIRLS! *loud fanfare, blaring trumpets, the raised voices of a mighty orchestra*

NONBINARY PEOPLE! *angelic singing, softly plucked harps and lutes, the songs of unicorns*

boys *sad trombone noise*

23 7 / 2014

23 7 / 2014

90% of conversations with me

  • 1: who is that
  • 1: what are you talking about
  • 1: I don't know what that is
  • 1: wait what